5 reasons the hoff is better than you. (or I for that matter)

Face it, he's just cooler than you or I. Who can (properly) put, former 'night rider' on a Resume? That's right, no one. And that's what makes David Hasselhoff so god damn fucking brilliant.
Here's some reasons.:

1.Hair

Just look at that birds nest. There's nothing a woman loves more that a man who keeps his hair the same for twenty or thirty years. Shows commitment.
2.He can handle a gun.

There's no faking there, look at that stance. It oozes "Take that you filthy Mexican whores"
3.Hair

I am without words. I just can't believe its not butter.

4.Fantastic fashion sense

If a guy like that turned up at Wimbledon everyone would be like "oh fuck, this guy looks fucking serious."


5.Car
Look-it that ferocious 1.6 Lt beast. Hot damn.