5 reasons the hoff is better than you. (or I for that matter)

Face it, he's just cooler than you or I. Who can (properly) put, former 'night rider' on a Resume? That's right, no one. And that's what makes David Hasselhoff so god damn fucking brilliant.
Here's some reasons.:

1.Hair

Just look at that birds nest. There's nothing a woman loves more that a man who keeps his hair the same for twenty or thirty years. Shows commitment.
2.He can handle a gun.

There's no faking there, look at that stance. It oozes "Take that you filthy Mexican whores"
3.Hair

I am without words. I just can't believe its not butter.

4.Fantastic fashion sense

If a guy like that turned up at Wimbledon everyone would be like "oh fuck, this guy looks fucking serious."


5.Car
Look-it that ferocious 1.6 Lt beast. Hot damn.

My Crew

Seriously I don't hang with these people.....they hang with me...uh...yo. Might as well introduce you too the various animals that I share a house with. Buddy. Enjoys walks on the beach and shitting on carpet. Kidding though, best dog EVER. (My dog, hence being the best)Dude. My Fiance's dog. I have a hate/love relationship with this guy. By hate I mean bites me and love I mean wakes me up at five o fucking clock.

"I must have it."

Quick dump. UUUUEEEEGGGGGHHHHHH *plop. Check it out:
http://bertoman.blogspot.com/, then goto www.drunkduck.com/Bitch_Wrinkle.

Rather than edit the previous entry, I'll just make a new one. Sooooo, anyway, I went to EB after dropping of my fiance to work today and bought the Half life 2 guide, not because I need it just because it has cool pictures in it.

2007 looks like another year full of shit games, most of which are made by EA(expansion packs are getting old. I don't have a P II anymore, mooooove on). Actually a lot of "cute" games look to be coming out on the DS, and I'm sure even if I did have one I wouldn't buy any of them. For you X-box 360 owners....you have the delightful 'crackdown' to look forward too, wooo-fucking--hooo. Surprisingly "Lost Planet - Extreme Condition" Is appealing to me besides the obvious plot induced name, looks like a good game when I can shoot stuff. I haven't played many games lately, so my opinion shouldn't be taken into consideration no matter what.

Enjoy my drawing.

RCD

RANDOM CRAP DUMP.
how is everyone, hope your swell, and if your not, sucks to be you. ON WITH THE SHOW.

HAHAHAHAHA....nah

BUDDY!

Seeeeeeeexy time!!!!

Happy new year to you all. Except you China, you have to be oh so fucking different don't you.

I urge you to go to http://supermomsavestheday.blogspot.com/, pretty decent blog. No porn, so Andrew, don't click it you'll just be disappointed.

Visit, http://thankgoditsfriday-tgif.blogspot.com/, http://littlezukky.blogspot.com/ and possibly http://macme.blogspot.com/. Good reads if your into reading about peoples days. And if you want to fucking laugh, go here: http://ihavenopoint.blogspot.com/. I'm considering taking the stories from : http://rachaelandjake.blogspot.com/, and just telling them as my own. If you want to not "e-laugh" then go here : http://elaughs.blogspot.com/. That's all the plugging I'm doing for now.

HAHAHAHA ANDREW. Its actually piss that he is drinking.

STEAM is furiously rubbing its clitoris and spraying its juices everywhere. While I wait, my fiance is happily reading me Audrey Hepburn facts.