To show my eagerness for calamity, I'll start off this blog with a post of horrific terribleness.

It happened like any other story, I was cutting a banana when something gave way, I'm not sure what, probably my concentration but anyway I sliced a decent amount of flesh out of my finger. The pain wasn't worrying me, it was the amount of blood pouring out of my finger, Its funny because I was just going to wrap it in tissues and walk away.
I went to the doctors and put in three stitches, before he started he gave out a pretty big sigh, like he was bored or something. I could have gone for some excitement, I mean, its just my finger, an extremity I use quite frequently. No machines or noises like on the medical shows, nothing. Just him and the nurse getting bored over a huge hunk of skin hanging off of my finger.
So now its wrapped up pretty good, I need to get the stitches taken out in ten days. I think I'll go back in twenty just to fuck up my finger to give him a challenge. Lets see if he's bored then.